Hallo Hallo....this weekend has been rather nice folks. Kinda laid back and such. The only thing im dreading is this 30 page calculus I need to do...
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Yep...Went to go see Final Destination 3...again...with Kellen, Chance, and Korey....They hadn't seen it yet..and I didn't mind going again....It was all good and fun!
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Tis' the moment you all have been waiting for...well...Chance and I have been waiting for at least...It is now time to set out the Constitution and Rules of "Heeeeey, You're Gay!"
Like Chance said in his post...it's a game adapted from the movie Waiting...except we kinda...expanded it...and now it has become ...one of the most dangerous and risque games Savanna will ever come to know. Be prepared.
Heeeey, You're Gay!
We the people of Savanna High School, in order to form a more perfect, ungay union, have drafted this set of rules to maintain tranquility and peace upon establishing seperation of straight men and fags. Our hopes are to preserve the heterosexual community and root out the evil seeds of fagism.
Let it therefore be resolved:
*Rule #1.) If you look at another man’s manhood, you’re automatically a fag for the rest of the day.
-1-A.) Once pronounced a faggot the person whose manhood you looked at must kick you in the ass, because you have to have repercussions for being gay.
-1-B.) If you wish to redeem yourself of fag status, you must acquire a handful of woman-titty. You can’t just touch it or grab it, you have to fully palm the entire breast in order for it to count. (The breast must be that of a female and cannot be your girlfriend’s, best friend’s, or Francheska’s tit.) This grab must be witnessed by at least 2 people.
*Rule #2.) In the case that someone looks at someone’s manhood twice in the same day, you become a mega-fag (equivalent to the gayness of two fags).
-2-A.) When you are pronounced a mega-fag, you have to immediately fill your mouth with liquid (water, soda..etc..) and have the second person, whose manhood you looked at, slap you in the face.
-2-A-1.) If you spit the liquid out of your mouth when you are slapped, you remain a mega-faggot.
-2-A-2.) If you are able to keep the liquid in your mouth your status is dropped down from being a mega-faggot to just a fag.
*Rule #3.) If someone looks at a siblings manhood, they are an incest fag, which lasts for the duration of ONE week.
-3-A.) In the event that the sibling is only a half brother, or step brother, the penalty is cut in half, lasting only half a week. (3 ½ days)
*Rule #4.) Any picture message of someone’s manhood whether it be by email, phone, or any other electronical means, makes the receiver gay if he looks at the picture.
*Rule #5.) Under no circumstances is the person showing their manhood a fag. If someone looks at your balls when you’re taking a piss, that doesn’t make you gay. Same principle applies here.
-5-A.) In the event of a dispute, it will be settled with a good clean game of Rock, Paper, Scissors.
-5-A-1.) If Rock, Paper, Scissors does not solve the problem then Francheska shall settle the dispute.
*Rule #6.) Any amendments that are to be made to this constitution is to be approved by at least 2/3 majority of the signees, and then approved by Chance and Francheska.
-6-A.) Francheska and Chance have veto power over amendments because they are co-authors of this constitution.
*Rule #7.) If the person who has been pronounced gay outwardly denies his fagism 3 times, he is then penalized an extra day of gayness.
*Rule #8.) The only ultimate redemption for fagism, whether you be a fag or mega-fag, is sex. Sex also provides a safety shield against being gay for the rest of the day.
*Rule #9.) If you have read this far and decide not to sign this constitution, then you are permanently gay, no matter what, you faggot.
*Rule #10.) Let the games begin!!!!!!
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Yep that is the entire constitution...and now I'm tired. So nighty night. Ciao. | 
